Ep 18: Copyrock and Roll - EXTREME BONUS CONTENT VIDEO
Websclusive bonus vid recorded LIVE at the Green Mill Lounge 06/25/16
Copyrock 'N Roll
Do you know your Led Zeppelin/Spirit "Stairway to Heaven"/"Taurus" lawsuit facts? You need to know the facts. Know the facts*.
LIVE from The Paper Machete at the Green Mill Lounge, Chicago
Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas
*may contain facts
Tariffic
It may always be sunny in Philadelphia but that sun is now 1.5 cents more expensive, so twist open your Diet Mountain Dew as Chad checks your first world problems.
LIVE from the Green Mill Lounge, Chicago
featuring "Promises" by The Barreracudas
A Serious Chad
A mass shooting in Orlando, Chad calls it, no show, no goddamn anything and just reads an old poem cuz fuck it. Close your eyes and escape. Next week will be super fun.
Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas
Graduation Day with Bethany Thomas
In his FIRST DOUBLE EXTENDED EPISODE, Chad pulls mad OT when he delivers a 2016 Commencement Address while interviewing Chicago singer/songwriter/actor/performer/allaroundfantastic: Bethany Thomas in the Crystalline Cave of Music. HOLD ON, BANANA FANS!
- LIVE from the Paper Machete and The Crystalline Cave of Music
Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas
Gawkamania
Hulk Hogan made a sex tape and then sued Gawker for releasing it...and that's just the beginning, brother.
- LIVE from The Paper Machete at the Green Mill Lounge
Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas
Back to the Gooture
Google Cars get sticky for safety and the internet got cranky. There's just pleasin' anyone these days...
- LIVE from The Paper Machete at the Green Mill Lounge
Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas
Urn After Reading
Cremation is the number way to get rid of your leftovers so here's how it's done and how it's done right and how one funeral home in Colorado did it so wrong for so long. Let's cook.
- LIVE from The Paper Machete at the Green Mill Lounge
Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas
A Vape-raisal of the Situation
So Vaping's a thing, right? And if you're not down with the strawberry-scented-nicotine-juice-cloud, you might be in the right and NOT actually a hater. Get ready to chuck some knowledge, bro!
- LIVE from The Paper Machete at the Green Mill Lounge
Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas
Beyonsay-Whaaat
When the music world gives you lemons, you make hot sauce.
- LIVE from The Paper Machete at the Green Mill Lounge
Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas
The Purpleulogy
Chad's Eulogy for Prince.
- LIVE from The Paper Machete at the Green Mill Lounge
Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas
HB2many Parts
2016 - The Future: North Carolina's Public Facilities Privacy and Security Act (HB2 if you're nasty) is in full effect. A brave porn site joins the fight to give everyone and anyone the right to pee. WITNESS!
- LIVE from The Paper Machete at the Green Mill Lounge
Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas
Merle-ee We Roll Along
Chad downs a fifth of Crown Royal and sings praises of Merle haggard who wandered off into the sky that week. Hangover was worth it.
- LIVE from The Paper Machete at the Green Mill Lounge
Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas
April No-Foolin'
It's that time of the year again. Like The Purge for Assholes. Trust no one. Even Chad.
- LIVE from The Paper Machete at the Green Mill Lounge
Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas
TAYn't Misbehavin'
Microsoft created an artificially intelligent Tweeter for Twitter named TAY AI, in an effort to make automated customer service seem more human. And it's super racist. The future is now.
- LIVE from The Paper Machete at the Green Mill Lounge
Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas
Drumpfy Grabby-Hands
Donny Drumpf's campaign manager and secret Terminator, Corey Lewandowski took "right-hand-man" a little too far when he shoved a reporter from Breitbart. Kids these days...
- LIVE from The Paper Machete at the Green Mill Lounge
Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas
Monkey-Selfie Time: The Moment
Be there the day a monkey took a selfie, lost a court case, and changed the world forever, amen. This is the moment.
- LIVE from the Paper Machete at the Green Mill Lounge
Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas
KKKandyland
DATELINE: Milton, GA - Some bro called the KKK to come hang at his crib cuz Zoning Laws. Like ya do.
- LIVE from the Paper Machete at the Green Mill Lounge
Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas
Scalia-osis
Jiggery Pokery! Chad deals with the paranoia about Antonin Scalia's sudden death and chills our collective nuts about it.
- LIVE from the Paper Machete at the Green Mill Lounge
Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas