Peanut Butter and Salmonella

Two great tastes that taste like 2022.

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Recorded LIVE at the Green Mill Lounge 5/28/22

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A.I. 'M Breakin Up With U

DeepMind's new GATO technology is getting close to achieving "human-level" intelligence so... I think we gotta break-up, Humans.

Read up here for more: https://www.technologyreview.com/2022/05/23/1052627/deepmind-gato-ai-model-hype/

Recorded LIVE at the Green Mill Lounge 5/21/22

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Summer Loomin'

Weed's legal in Chicago and so is complaining! I had some grievances so I let them out and the room caught my second hand outrage.

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Recorded LIVE at the Green Mill Lounge 5/14/22

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Breaking News with Amy Guth

After 12 years of writing and performing in the City of Chicago, Chad figures its time to get a Pulitzer Prize for Journalism but has no idea how to Journalist, so he calls his bud the AMAZING Amy Güth to jump in and show him how it’s done.

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Meanwhile in Chicago

National news has got us crushed, bushed and angry. So here’s a little hometown hero story from a small town you might’a heard of called “Chicago”… And if you loves you some free press and taco recos, please support the Chicago Reader!

Recorded LIVE at the Green Mill Lounge 4/30/22

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Stop the Presses

Hey, you hear the news? Of course you did, how could you not? It’s comin out of everything: Your TV, your desktop and your pants. Networks rising and falling, apps comin and goin: There’s no way to escape it, it’s in your house right now! TURN AROUND!

Recorded LIVE at the Green Mill Lounge for The Paper Machete 4/23/22 and at Space Time Sounds 4/18/22

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Gilbert Is Gone

Gilbert Gottfried has left the planet and I was asked to say something in his honor cuz that's all they could afford.

Recorded LIVE 4/16/22 at the Green Mill Lounge Chicago

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Fear and Boners in Space

Whether it freaks you out or gets you off: Space is a helluva place and math is really hard so please watch responsibly cuz mistakes were made (and corrected at my YouTube Page so get in here and up your GAME!)

Recorded LIVE at the Green Mill Lounge 4/9/22

Featuring "The Galaxy Song" written by Eric Idle and John Du Prez (1983) Performed by Chad the Bird and the great Bill Larkin: http://www.billlarkin.com

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Under the Killing Stone

I have reached many breaking points but perhaps this is the most alarming as it came from a story from early in the month, delayed, almost forgotten. Either way: I got bombed on Daisy Cutters and long nights listening to Echo and the Bunnymen. It’s all too much.

Recorded LIVE for The Paper Machete 4/2/22

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Parton the Interruption

On March 14th 2022 Dolly Parton rejected her nomination to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, rolling the very foundation of rock! We of course, respect the queen's decision, twas a most resplendent defiance and we are all not worthy (righteous air guitar riff).

Recorded LIVE at the Green Mill for The Paper Machete 03/19/22

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A Batman: The Review

Podcasts… they’re out there… unruly… criming up the streets … the Internet needs a hero… I am Vengeance. I am the Night. I am the Birdcast. Beware: Spoilers ahead.

Recorded LIVE at the Green Mill for The Paper Machete 03/12/22

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Misteaks We're Maid

On March 1st, 2022: The world gasped in horror as the Wheel of Fortune came off it’s tracks, rolled into the audience and exploded, burning the studio down to the ground leaving only Pat Sajak and Vanna White to survive… is what you figured happened the way the internet lost its vowels about that episode. It is hilarious though.

Recorded LIVE at the Green Mill Lounge on March 5th 2022

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Butt Holes and Black Holes

It’s time for some sweet Science so plug this into your ear holes! We talk about ONE Condoms and two Black Holes and three shots later we’re still hyped about Science!

Recorded LIVE at the Green Mill Lounge on February 26th 2022

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Some Body to Love

This one’s a week late, sorry about that, not like there’s nothin goin on or anything these days (shrugs/drinks)… Legend and Original Supermodel Linda Evangelista came forward to PEOPLE magazine about her horrible surgery disaster and it’s tough to hear, tough to talk about but we gotta cuz she’s a wonder and deserves to be heard and honored JUST LIKE YOU!

Recorded LIVE at the Green Mill Lounge on February 19th 2022

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The Ballad of Bitcoin Bonnie and Crypto Clyde

Chad goes all in on Crypto and tells the tale of the Bitcoin Bandits Heather Morgan and Ilya “Dutch” Lichtenstein. What is Crypto? Well.. if you have to ask…

Recorded LIVE at the Green Mill Lounge on February 12th 2022

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Steakout at the Golden Corral

America gives great headline and for the 270th Birdcast, Chad brings up some thoughts (and a new Netflix series pitch) about the 40+ person brawl at a Golden Corral in Bensalem, PA that went down January 28th.

Recorded LIVE at the Green Mill Lounge on February 5th 2022

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Bonus Episode: Attack of the Brogans

It was a wild week in the comment section on TikTok after Chad went into it about Neil Young and Joe Rogan. So Chad has his good pal (and Resident Thinky Person on the Birdcast) Dr. Devon Price PhD to help him deal with it cuz he’s tiny, man, he’s got anxiety.

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Rogan v Young

Here’s the one that broke the Chaddosphere: Neil Young pulled out of Spotify in protest of them not pulling some Joe Rogan Experience episodes and Chad brought the facts and a lil opinion to the table and the Brosphere got the TikTok sillies. So here’s the full case presented as it was, no edits, LIVE in front of people’s faces.

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Recorded LIVE at The Green Mill Lounge in Chicago for The Paper Machete January 29th 2022

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His Name Was Meatloaf

It’s a tricky thing, memorializing your heroes, so Chad did what he could on a complicated guy named Meatloaf. Which is not a complicated meat.

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Recorded LIVE at The Green Mill Lounge in Chicago for The Paper Machete January 22nd 2022

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Global Nothings

And just like that we’re back … again! First live show of 2022 snuck up on Chad and so he was late. Not that it mattered cuz he didn’t wanna do anything anyway. Luckily nothing happened that week except the Golden Globes. And even they didn’t happen so really: It all worked out.

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Recorded LIVE at The Green Mill Lounge in Chicago for The Paper Machete January 15th 2022

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