On December 14, the Paper Machete crew rings in the season for ONE NIGHT ONLY at Carol's Pub, presenting a scrappy holiday pageant trimmed with roasted chestnuts, silver bells, gay apparel, geese-a-laying, figgy pudding, Zuzu's petals, myrrh, a can of Who Hash, and anything we can possibly think of to make your season bright (or at least temporarily less dark).

Headlined by legendary rockers Baby Teeth, the evening will feature hilarious comedy and other reindeer games from Machete stalwarts Adam Burke, Erin Diamond, Gena Gephart, Jill Hopkins, Julia Weiss, Kristen Toomey, Shannon Cason, Chad the Bird and many more.

All are welcome, from pagans to Presbyterians, from anarchists to altruists, from Buddhists to nudists; everybody loves a holiday pageant! This show is a great present to give a loved one, or just a chance to treat yourself at the end of a brutal year. Heads up: This event show is GA / Standing Room Only, in order to make more the proverbial merriest. Deck your hall with these holiday hams, and you’ll never have to deck them again!