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A Few Amer-Reminders For Your Birthday, America

No doubt America has been the drunk cousin at the wedding of the world these days so Chad takes her aside to remind her of a few things she may have forgotten in an effort to sober her ass up so she can get her shit together. Happy Birthday. 

Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas

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