Total Eclipse of the Smart

The solar eclipse of 2017, bruh, big time deal to Americans cuz it hasn't happened here since 1979, but that's no excuse for being a jackass. Chad reminds the people the do's and dafuq-you-doin-moron's of solar eclipse viewing and how to Human in general cuz lately, y'all been acting really really stupid. 

Bitchin' Theme Song "Promises" by The Barreracudas

Recorded at the historic Green Mill Lounge

Totally available on iTunes and please rate and review cuz you're great.