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The Ballad of Carson King

In the land of Iowa there lived a hobbit named Carson King who changed the course of history through his love of Busch Light... but all was not well... Listen as Chad opens the tomes and reads to us another harrowing tale of Middle America.

SHOUT-OUT to WildClaw Theatre and their latest nightmare: HELL FOLLOWED WITH HER a zombie western playing Thursdays, Fridays, Saturdays and Mondays until November 9th at The Den Theatre in Chicago!

Brought to you by the water of life the elves have named Jeppson’s Malort

Recorded LIVE at The Paper Machete every Saturday at 3pm at Chicago’s Historic Green Mill Lounge and then deep in the caves of BENDER Studios.

Featuring the song “Promises” by the Barrerracudas and "Im Himmel gibt's kein Bier" by Ernst Neubach and Ralph Maria Siegel 1965 (“In Heaven There is No Beer” English lyrics by Art Walunas) courtesy of THE Bill Larkin