Black Friday Warning

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This is an emergency Thanksgiving message from the American National Association of Wake Up and Pay Attention (ANAWUPA, baby!). Major Black Friday deals should be expected across the United States and Chad has the news as he and Clark hunker in the bunker.

Brought to you by Jeppson’s Malört: Our Thanksgiving cocktail

Featuring the song “Promises” by the Barrerracudas: The song of the holidays

Recorded LIVE at the Paper Machete at Chicago’s Historic Green Mill Lounge and then deep in the Turkiest Lurkiest homestyle festive horn we call BENDER Studios.

Please rate and review and have a safe Thanksgiving.