Chad the Bird

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Sex Toy Story

A record number of Adult Toy and Personal Massagers dominated the Consumers Electronics Show (CES if you're nasty) in 2020 and Chad caught the vibration so get comfy and lock the door.

Brought to you by Jeppson’s Malört: Always gets us in the mood.

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Featuring the song “Promises” by the Barrerracudas: The sexiest song of the future.

Recorded LIVE at Chicago’s Historic Green Mill Lounge for The Paper Machete: Chicago’s Live Magazine and then in the secret sex club we call BENDER Studios.

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