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Return of the Star Wars Holiday Starspacular w/Jennifer Betancourt

Crackly cross guards! It’s that time of the year again (even if time means nothing in the LockDown) for Chad the Bird to gather his good friend Jennifer Betancourt and watch that most sacred of holiday films: The Star Wars Holiday Special. BUT THIS YEAR IT WILL BE DIFFERENT! Turns out Disney + got us a gift this year and released a brand NEW Star Wars Holiday special so Chad and Jen settle in for a jolly holly Zoom about whether or not Life Day is explained, blue milk is funny, Rey sucks or is this one even worth it. SPOILERS AHEAD FOR ALL THINGS STAR WARS YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!

Featuring the song “Promises” by the Barrerracudas and a touch of the ol “Manhattan Playboy” by Robert Farnon and a touch of the old Stars Wars and Other Galactic Funk by Meco.

Brought to you by Jeppson’s Mälort: Aiding in Social Distancing since the 1930’s.

PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW, BLACK LIVES MATTER and WEAR A MASK!