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The VelociRapture

In another dispatch from Sparkling Self-Isolation, Chad calls his buds for a long-awaited ZOOM sesh reuniting the director and stars of Chad’s favorite film of 2019: The VelociPastor. They get into it, go deep, finish strong, promise to call each other sometime and then The Pastor himself leads us all in a prayer. Starring Brendan Steere, Greg Cohan, Alyssa Kempinski and featuring Chicago comedians Dan Krall and Jennifer Betancourt.

DISCLAIMER: In the current Way-Things-Are, we have to record remotely so things might be a little weird here and there, Chad likes to pretend it's like talking ship-to-ship in a Space Western so you should too! PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW and wash your hands.

Featuring a lil taste of the love theme from The Velocipastor and the anthem of Chad’s 2020: “I Didn’t Have Time to Think” by Math the Band.

Check out the art of Yang Jiechang (Wei Chan in the film), it’s dope as hell.

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Featuring the song “Promises” by the Barrerracudas, the only infection we want.