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Slip Slidin' Summertime Classic

Chad’s on vacay so he does what all networks do when they wanna get away: Pops on a rerun, babeeee! This one’s from four years ago (almost to the damn day!) when the world was different, summer meant something and people could hang out at Fests. You will also learn the history of the Slip n Slide, so grab some sangria and sit outside for a break. You deserve it. WARNING: CONTAINS NOSTALGIA.

Featuring “Deadly Summer Fun Break” Recorded LIVE on July 9th 2016 at the Green Mill for The Paper Machete , please support them both in this dark timeline.

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Featuring the song “Promises” by the Barrerracudas, the only infection we want

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