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April 1st 2017: No Foolin'

March was Colon Cancer Awareness Month and you forgot about it! Probably cuz there’s a lot goin on in 2021 but hey, you forgot about it back in 2017 too! Chad knows you did cuz it was April Fool’s Day in the LockDown and Chad was having NONE of it, so he went rummaging through the records and found one from April 1st 2017.

WARNING: Recorded back in 2017 when people were hanging in bars so it’ll be a lil disorienting. Also we’re talking about poop.

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Featuring “Promises” by the Barrerracudas, a lil of the Patton Theme by Jerry Goldsmith and a touch of the ol “Manhattan Playboy” by Robert Farnon

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