Chad the Bird

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Yankee Wake Up

It’s a new day, a new format, a new Birdcast and waking up in 2021 is still really weird. But it can always be worse, just look at the NY Yankees: 8 of them have tested positive for COVID19 even though they were all vaccinated and two weeks out. Should we panic? I think you already know the answer but here’s why.

I did the research so you didn’t have to, here are my sources and special thanks to Dr. Allen Zagoren DO FACOS FACN:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centers_for_Disease_Control_and_Prevention

https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2021/05/what-really-happened-with-that-weird-yankees-covid-outbreak.html

https://www.npr.org/2021/05/14/996873507/what-to-make-of-the-yankees-outbreak-scientists-say-dont-panic-we-expected-this

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