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Doin' the Mess Around

Still in the New LockDown, let’s pull some classic vinyl Chad from the Vault! Recently, a meme concerning the oldest false eye in the world has been circulating the internet and it seemed appropriate to spin an oldie from the Day in response: Back in 2017, the University of Pennsylvania wanted to unearth the body of HH Holmes cuz Conspiracy Theories and Chad was having NONE OF IT! So drop the needle and sit back for this one cuz it’s a lo-fi wild vintage jam from the Before Times when we had no idea how wild it was gonna get.

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Recorded LIVE at The Green Mill Lounge in Chicago for The Paper Machete May 8th 2017

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Featuring “Promises” by the Barrerracudas, a touch of the ol “"Colonel Bogey March" by Lieutenant F. J. Ricketts and a snippy of “SOLO ACOUSTIC GUITAR” by Jason Shaw http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jas... Creative Commons — Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported— CC BY-SA 3.0

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