Rhyme Time for the Rich

It was revealed that Mark Zuckerberg has communication employees that dry his armpits before press conferences so Chad wrote a poem to help the rich remember that they have too much money.

Special Bonus Poem Recorded LIVE at the incredible TomCat Trumpet Experience: Every last Wednesday of the Month at AliveOne! in Chicago.

Brought to you by Jeppson’s Malört: The drink to cure your climate woes.

And by Hero Power: You don’t have to be rich enough for dry pits to afford to change the world!

Featuring the song “Promises” by the Barrerracudas: Our greatest treasure.

Recorded LIVE at Chicago’s Historic Green Mill Lounge for The Paper Machete: Chicago’s Live Magazine

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