Chad the Bird

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My Corona

Well the coronavirus is here, America. Let Chad be the disinfecting wipe for your ears against all the panic on the Internet while you wash your hands.

Special shout-out to Jenna Zagoren for doing the hard research for us and being a general badass.

If you wanna feel a little less insane, please visit the CDC Website cuz you can trust it as well as the WHO and just ignore your dumbass bleach-drinking cousin on Twitter.

AND go listen to The Climate Pod’s latest episode with my legendary interview with Brian Ettling as we go HAM on the Oregon senator walk-out  

Brought to you by Jeppson’s Malört: The only proven cure for stupid shit on Facebook.

And by Hero Power: The healthy choice.

Featuring the song “Promises” by the Barrerracudas: Our greatest vaccine against Lame.

Recorded LIVE at Chicago’s Historic Green Mill Lounge for The Paper Machete: Chicago’s Live Magazine

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