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Tell My WiFi Love Her

This episode is totally not about robots. It’s not about Russia, it’s not about Grub-Hub and it’s not even remotely about remote-controlled food delivery Roombas at all. We love robots! They’re the best! So there’s nothing happening here. Nope, nothin here, nothing to hear! Move along… move. along.

Recorded LIVE at the Green Mill Lounge in Chicago for The Paper Machete. Back it at, babee!

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Featuring “Promises” by the Barrerracudas, a touch of the ol “"Colonel Bogey March" by Lieutenant F. J. Ricketts and a snippy of “SOLO ACOUSTIC GUITAR” by Jason Shaw http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jas... Creative Commons — Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported— CC BY-SA 3.0

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