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Feigned Bourdain

It’s summer, it’s hot… and apparently so is the new Morgan Neville documentary Roadrunner: A Film About Anthony Bourdain. And like the weather: It’s too hot for comfort. So Chad goes inside to cool off and take a knee with the team about it.

Recorded LIVE at the Green Mill Lounge in Chicago for The Paper Machete. Back it at, babee!

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Featuring “Promises” by the Barrerracudas, a touch of the ol “"Colonel Bogey March" by Lieutenant F. J. Ricketts and a snippy of “SOLO ACOUSTIC GUITAR” by Jason Shaw http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jas... Creative Commons — Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported— CC BY-SA 3.0

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