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In this double-backing time travel episode, Chad scours the vaults for one from 2018 that could be of particular interest regarding thems responsible for the misinformation campaign that lead to the current COVID19 outbreak.

Recorded LIVE at The Green Mill Lounge in Chicago for The Paper Machete April 28th 2018

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Featuring “Promises” by the Barrerracudas, a touch of the ol “"Colonel Bogey March" by Lieutenant F. J. Ricketts and a snippy of “SOLO ACOUSTIC GUITAR” by Jason Shaw http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jas... Creative Commons — Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported— CC BY-SA 3.0

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Feigned Bourdain

It’s summer, it’s hot… and apparently so is the new Morgan Neville documentary Roadrunner: A Film About Anthony Bourdain. And like the weather: It’s too hot for comfort. So Chad goes inside to cool off and take a knee with the team about it.

Recorded LIVE at the Green Mill Lounge in Chicago for The Paper Machete. Back it at, babee!

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Featuring “Promises” by the Barrerracudas, a touch of the ol “"Colonel Bogey March" by Lieutenant F. J. Ricketts and a snippy of “SOLO ACOUSTIC GUITAR” by Jason Shaw http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jas... Creative Commons — Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported— CC BY-SA 3.0

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Tell My WiFi Love Her

This episode is totally not about robots. It’s not about Russia, it’s not about Grub-Hub and it’s not even remotely about remote-controlled food delivery Roombas at all. We love robots! They’re the best! So there’s nothing happening here. Nope, nothin here, nothing to hear! Move along… move. along.

Recorded LIVE at the Green Mill Lounge in Chicago for The Paper Machete. Back it at, babee!

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Featuring “Promises” by the Barrerracudas, a touch of the ol “"Colonel Bogey March" by Lieutenant F. J. Ricketts and a snippy of “SOLO ACOUSTIC GUITAR” by Jason Shaw http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jas... Creative Commons — Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported— CC BY-SA 3.0

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Ameri-Day Amer-Again

It’s the 4th of July again and since we didn’t get to do it last year, we’re gonna do it up twice as much this year… So Chad’s a lil hungover today, take it easy, keep it down. We talk America’s Birthday, mixed feelings and get into it about Sha’Carri Richardson. Opinions welcome but like, at a dull roar please.

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Featuring “Promises” by the Barrerracudas, a touch of the ol “"Colonel Bogey March" by Lieutenant F. J. Ricketts and a snippy of “SOLO ACOUSTIC GUITAR” by Jason Shaw http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jas... Creative Commons — Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported— CC BY-SA 3.0

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2021: And We're Back

We’re back, America! Chicago is open and in the 5th stage so that means: we’re doin it LIVE again! And Chad chose to dive in like a damn champ with a THREE SHOW NIGHT! First up: The old perch at the Paper Machete where he talks SEXY BEASTS and then take the walk down to the Newport Theater for Eva Le Feva and Bazuka Joe’s Cabaret aand two Chadsclusive moments all about the holidays we should keep and the ones that can go screw! Then home again just like the old days.

Lots to say, too much to type so get in here and ride through all three shows, three different tirades and only one Chad.

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Featuring “Promises” by the Barrerracudas, a touch of the ol “"Colonel Bogey March" by Lieutenant F. J. Ricketts and a snippy of “SOLO ACOUSTIC GUITAR” by Jason Shaw http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jas... Creative Commons — Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported— CC BY-SA 3.0

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Batman Goes Down

Do we really want to live in a world where the Caped Crusader can’t give head to the Catwoman? Chad gets his old pals Jennifer Betancourt and THE Clark Bender back in the room, no Zoom, live in the face after a year and four months to talk about it, that’s how important it is. And it’s what heroes do.

Subscribe to our Clark Bender on BOARD GAME TIMES on Audible, Stitcher, iTunes and everywhere else. It’s a good time indeed!

Come see Chad IN THE FACE! Saturday, June 26th 3pm CST as The Paper Machete returns to the Green Mill! And then come on by the Newport Theatre at 8pm and 10pm at The Newport Peek-Easy!

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Featuring “Promises” by the Barrerracudas and a touch of the ol “Manhattan Playboy” by Robert Farnon

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Holdin' On and Feelin' Welles

One year and 3 months through the LockDown Life and things are opening again. More specifically, THE PAPER MACHETE is coming back LIVE at The Green Mill Lounge in a week and Chad has to take a moment, so he busts out his old screenplay all about THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WIND: The final film of Orson Welles.

Featuring “The Other Side of the Welles” recorded LIVE March 18th 2017 at the Green Mill Lounge for The Paper Machete.

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Featuring “Promises” by the Barrerracudas and a touch of the ol “Manhattan Playboy” by Robert Farnon

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A Nose For Trending

Chad calls a meeting to talk what’s trending in 2021 and then Dr. Devon Price is back AND IN THE STUDIO so they can talk the trendy world of Jeremy Fragrance.

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Discover the sweet scent of chaotic neutral that is Jeremy Fragrance!

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Featuring “Promises” by the Barrerracudas and a touch of the ol “Manhattan Playboy” by Robert Farnon

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Sources

https://www.thetrendspotter.net/fashion-trends-spring-summer-2021/

https://idea-communication.com/blog/consumer-trends-2021/

https://www.sciencefocus.com/the-human-body/why-does-cheese-give-you-nightmares/

Cicada Mania 2021

The 17-Year Cicadas have emerged and Chad, for one, welcomes our new insect overlords! But what is a Cicada? Well, take a minute and learn all about Brood X and why they’re really good at math.

And then the great Whitney Chitwood returns! It’s been a year and a month since the WHITPOCALYPSE and she’s out of the LockDown and back to talk bugs so strap in cuz this kinda thing only happens once in a while.

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Yankee Wake Up

It’s a new day, a new format, a new Birdcast and waking up in 2021 is still really weird. But it can always be worse, just look at the NY Yankees: 8 of them have tested positive for COVID19 even though they were all vaccinated and two weeks out. Should we panic? I think you already know the answer but here’s why.

I did the research so you didn’t have to, here are my sources and special thanks to Dr. Allen Zagoren DO FACOS FACN:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centers_for_Disease_Control_and_Prevention

https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2021/05/what-really-happened-with-that-weird-yankees-covid-outbreak.html

https://www.npr.org/2021/05/14/996873507/what-to-make-of-the-yankees-outbreak-scientists-say-dont-panic-we-expected-this

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Featuring “Promises” by the Barrerracudas and a touch of the ol “Manhattan Playboy” by Robert Farnon

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Returnal of the Living Dead w/Anne Beyer

It’s a new day! A new MAY! And Chad is still reeling from dropping his new show this week (Give him money, and he’ll make another one) but not only did the new show get off the ground…. another adventure was launching … INTO SPACE! “Returnal” the latest title from Housemarque and Sony, released only for the PS5 has hit the cybersphere so Chad figured it’d be a good idea to check in and zoom with the face of Returnal herself: Anne Beyer. You’re welcome, Internet.

Catch Chad and Anne playing Returnal LIVE on May 8th!

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Featuring “Promises” by the Barrerracudas and a touch of the ol “Manhattan Playboy” by Robert Farnon

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The Real Chitown Pavilion w/Justin Kaufmann

Chad zooms with former WGN and WBEZ host, AXIOS producer, Lord of chicago4real and Chitown hype man: THE Justin Kaufmann. They get Chi-down on the local life, the food, the deals and the general vibe of being from here, as they design a new Chicago pavilion for the EPCOT World Showcase.

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Featuring “Promises” by the Barrerracudas and a touch of the ol “Manhattan Playboy” by Robert Farnon

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Mash Up w/Evelyn Troutman

It’s been zooming budz the last year and change in the LockDown and so in a stunning twist: Chad zooms someone he’s never met! Comedian, rapper, poet Evelyn Troutman plays an old-school-recess-times game of MASH and they learn each others future… so you know, spoiler alert.

Follow RAP TRANSIT on Insta cuz it’ll make you cooler.

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Featuring “Promises” by the Barrerracudas and a touch of the ol “Manhattan Playboy” by Robert Farnon

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You Carnival w/Mike Maimone

Snuggle in as Chad zooms the dreamy, bluesy, piano poet and long-time bud Mike Maimone of MUTTS and the creator and star of isolation:001:the movie and they plan the craziest carnival ever cuz it’s catered to YOU!

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And then check out the INCREDIBLE isolation:001:themovie. You’re welcome.

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Featuring “Promises” by the Barrerracudas, a LIVE performance of “We All Gotta Die” written and performed by Mike Maimone and a touch of the ol “Manhattan Playboy” by Robert Farnon

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April 1st 2017: No Foolin'

March was Colon Cancer Awareness Month and you forgot about it! Probably cuz there’s a lot goin on in 2021 but hey, you forgot about it back in 2017 too! Chad knows you did cuz it was April Fool’s Day in the LockDown and Chad was having NONE of it, so he went rummaging through the records and found one from April 1st 2017.

WARNING: Recorded back in 2017 when people were hanging in bars so it’ll be a lil disorienting. Also we’re talking about poop.

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Featuring “Promises” by the Barrerracudas, a lil of the Patton Theme by Jerry Goldsmith and a touch of the ol “Manhattan Playboy” by Robert Farnon

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Bring Your Own Bees w/Luke Dimyan

Chad zooms his bud Luke Dimyan (actor, writer and also totally on Chad the Show) and they put on the coffee and get to work designing the perfect place for a post-apocalyptic post-lockdown Brunch.

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Featuring “Promises” by the Barrerracudas and a touch of the ol “Manhattan Playboy” by Robert Farnon

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Psycho GoreManBorg w/Jennifer Betancourt

Chad grabs his ol pal Jennifer Betancourt and they go to the movies! It’s Chad’s Pick of 2021 courtesy of Steven Kostanski: PSYCHO GOREMAN. Join Chad and Jen as they talk all kinds of crazy about Chad’s favorite movie of 2021. MASSIVE SPOILERS BEWARE so before you listen, you should watch PSYCHO GOREMAN and MANBORG as a badass double FREAKture!

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Featuring “Promises” by the Barrerracudas and a touch of the ol “Manhattan Playboy” by Robert Farnon plus a sprinkling of the Buffy the Vampire Slayer Theme by Nerf Herder.

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For the Kids w/Robbie Ellis

Robbie Ellis is back! Last time we saw him it was January 2020… which is kinda also the last time we saw anybody. One year later and he’s on the zoom! So I asked him to host the episode himself and bring some music back into our lives… and then I messed it up. Sigh. Just like old times.

SEE Robbie Ellis at Virtual MarsCon 2021 - March 12th, 13th and 14th 2021

And check out Jonny Doom and the Forcefields … they’re real, I checked!

Featuring the song “Promises” by the Barrerracudas and a touch of the ol “Manhattan Playboy” by Robert Farnon and a LIVE performance of “Whatever It Takes” from 2020 the Musical by Ben Auxier, Brian Huther, and Robbie Ellis, performed by Robbie Ellis and Airan Wright.

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No Lies w/Andrew Bailes

Back in Chicago, Chad zooms with his bud, THE Andrew Bailes and they plan a political campaign of gators, dank whips and zero lies! Welcome to MARCH, babeee!

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Featuring “Promises” by the Barrerracudas and “Lady In Love” by Steve Bretton and L'orchestra Devereaux, conducted by Georges Devereaux courtesy of Francis, Day & Hunter, recorded in 1952.

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Finding Your Squirrel

Chad had to take a plane today! What?! The horror! Due to that fun fact, he couldn’t zoom with his budz as per usual and is going nuttier than a squirrel in a hotel room somewhere. So he pulled a rando from the ol vintage collection and found a Chad classic from 2018 that was pretty timely. Cuz it’s all about flying with squirrels.

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Featuring “Squirrel Support” recorded LIVE at the Green Mill for The Paper Machete in October of 2018 and the song “Promises” by the Barrerracudas and a touch of the ol “Manhattan Playboy” by Robert Farnon

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